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Thursday, September 20, 2007

The BlanketyBlog NFL Toilet Bowl Week Two!!

Yep, it's that time of week; time to dwell on who got plunged and who's still floating in the Can of Mediocrity.

We now have ten Turd Teams remaining. Yep, some teams got Plunged. But who?

  • Surprisingly, Cleveland had a helluva game against the Bengals. 51-45? Whodathunk this would be the game of the week? Hence, the Browns get Plunged.
  • Jacksonville beat fellow Turd Team Atlants.
  • Tampa Bay also got Plunged, beating another Turd Team in New Orleans.
  • Arizona upset Seattle. Plunger for the Cards!
  • Baltimore beat those hapless Jets.
  • Da Bears beat the Chefs. Great googly moogly!

So what happened to the ten Turds?

  • Der, Atlanta lost.
  • Ditto New Orleans.
  • And the New York Jets.
  • And the Chiefs. Great Googly Moogly.
  • The Giants matched their Big Apple counterparts in futility by losing quite embarrassingly to the Packers. Good Lord, last year at this time their record were practically opposite.
  • The Bills got pasted by the Steelers.
  • The Rams got pipped by the 49ers by a point.
  • The Dolphins were hooked by the Cowboys.
  • The Raiders got bamboozled by the Broncos in overtime.
  • The Eagles were beat by the Redskins.

Prediction wise, I went a pathetic 7-8-1 (the tie being the nonpick between New England and San Diego. I mentioned "pick 'em" for few teams; that meant I selected them, but not by points. This time I'll be more specific with the picks. If you see "Take Yer Pick", that'll be a non-selection)

And now, a look at Week Three:

  • Cardinals vs. Ravens. Meh. Ravens by 13.
  • Chargers vs. Packers. It's gonna be ugly at Lambeau Field. The Chargers by 20.
  • Colts vs. Texans. Someone's getting their first loss. Most likelyHouston. Pick yer points.
  • Vikings vs. Chiefs. Great Googly Moogly, the Chefs can't possibly go 0-3, can they? Against those Horrid Purple Unis? Take yer pick.
  • Bills vs. Patriots. Buffalo drew a pretty shitty schedule, didn't they? New England by 30. Tom Brady's still a douche.
  • Dolphins vs Jets. A Plunger Game!! Seeing as how the Jets have owned Miami these past few years, I'll go with New York by a field goal.
  • Lions vs. Eagles. Detroit's won their two games for the year. Philly by 10.
  • 49ers vs. Steelers. Two teams with a winning tradition. Take yer pick.
  • Rams vs. Buccaneers. Meh. Tampa by 9.
  • Jaguars vs. Broncos. Denver can't possibly win three in a row on a winning FG, can they? Can they? Why the hell not? Denver by a field goal, preferably in the last seconds.
  • Browns vs. Raiders. Shit, I'll be shocked if this actually happens, but I'll go with Oakland in an upset. Take your points.
  • Bengals vs. Seahawks. It'll rain. Chad Johnson will still act like an asshat. Seahawks by 5.
  • Panthers vs. Falcons. What kind of reaction will Atlanta get at home? Panthers by 11.
  • Giants vs. Redskins? Is Eli comin'? God, I love Three Dog Night. Redskins by a touchdown.
  • Sunday Flush: Cowboys vs. Bears. Thugs vs. Thugs. Rex Grossman will still suck. Bears by a deuce.
  • MONDAY NIGHT SHITTER: Titans vs. Saints. Bad NFL scheduling strikes again!! Titans by a field goal.


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