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Monday, October 09, 2006

Doughnut Derby Week Five

Finally! For the first time since the Derby started, all four remaining teams lost. But how?

Tennessee had the upset special going, but Peyton Manning and Co.lts were able to rally for a one-point win.

Detroit actually led for most of the game, but let it slip in the Humpty Dump in the 4th quarter.

Tampa Bay also led, but Reggie Bush and the Saints were not to be denied.

Finally, Oakland continued to show why this season is doomed to be hopeless in their outing with the 49ers.


Byes: Browns, Colts, Vikings, Jaguars, Patriots, and Packers. Word has it the bye is a ten point favorite over the latter team.

Giants vs. Falcons: an interesting matchup. I'll give the slight edge to Atlanta.

Panthers vs. Ravens: not sure how tonight's game will go, but since I hate the Ravens, I'll go with Carolina.

Texans vs. Cowboys: The battle of the Lone Star State teams. Dallas may be reeling after their highly publicized letdown with the Eagles, so I'll go with Houston in the upset special.

Bills vs. Lions: hmm. Detroit is showing some good offensive signs, and Buffalo got their asses stomped by Chicago. Another upset pick, this time for the Lions.

Eagles vs. Saints: Can we declare a ban on Eagles news for two weeks? New Orleans by three.

Seahawks vs. Rams: No Shaun Alexander was bad against the Bears, but I don't think he'll be missed that much against St. Louis. Seattle rebounds and picks up the W.

Bengals vs. Buccaneers: I'm out of upset picks for this week. Bengals.

Titans vs. Redskins: Ditto. 'Skins.

Dolphins vs. Jets: Hmm, which team sucks less? No pick.

Chiefs vs. Steelers: The Steelers can't lose three in a row, can they? In this case, no.

Chargers vs. 49ers: If they never wear those hideous powder blue uniforms again, I'l pick San Diego.

Sunday night: Raiders vs. Broncos. You're fucking insane if you think Oakland will win. Denver by 1,000.

Monday night: Bears vs. Cardinals. Ooh, it's Matt Leinart! Meet Brian Urlacher, you pretty boy. Bears 549, Cards 1.

Baseball picks: Mets in six, Tigers in seven.

Bank of America 500 prediction: huge fucking fight occurs in the pits. Insert which crews here. Ahh, hmm....Kasey Kahne sweeps.


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