A Salute to the Chicago Bears, 2006 NFC Champions
Everybody sing!!
(NOTE: The Original Lyrics are by the Happy Schnapps Combo. Hell, I can't write lyrics this brilliant, so I can't claim this as my own. You should find an audio copy of this too...sheer genius, unless you're a Bears fan)
("On Wisconsin" fanfare)
How many times must we take this disgrace
Another Bears fan throwing insults in our face
The Packers are the greatest team to ever play the game
Even if from time to time they've been a little lame
How could you ever love a team with Jim McMahon?
Not even Porky Pig was as big a ham
They've got a reputation that's mostly based on luck
Da Bears! Still! Suck!
Da Bears Still Suck!
Da Bears Still Suck!
Da Bears Still Suck!
Da Bears Still Suck!
They really really really really really really suck
Yes, Da Bears! Still! Suck!
("On Wisconsin" instrumental)
If you drive to Soldier Field they make you pay a toll
For Cripes' Sake, they only won one lousy Super Bowl
They make fun of Wisconsin, but we don't get upset
Where do you think that they're all headed every chance they get?
We don't really hold a grudge 'cause this is all in fun
As far as football rivalries, we're both Number One
Still we wouldn't mind seein' Ditka run over by a bus
'Cause Da Bears! Still! Suck!
Da Bears Still Suck!
Da Bears Still Suck!
Da Bears Still Suck!
Da Bears Still Suck!
They really really really really really really suck
Yes, Da Bears! Still! Suck!
All the ladies now!
(Women singing)
Da Bears Still Suck!
Da Bears Still Suck!
Da Bears Still Suck!
Da Bears Still Suck!
They really really really really really really suck
Yes, Da Bears! Still! Suck!
Everybody Now!
Da Bears Still Suck!
Da Bears Still Suck!
Da Bears Still Suck!
Da Bears Still Suck!
They really really really really really really suck
Yes, Da Bears! Stilllll! Suuuuuck!!
Hey!
YAAAAAY COLTS!!!
(And this is coming from a Broncos fan. Peyton, Tony...You freakin' deserved the Lombardi trophy!)
My Early Super Bowl XLII Prediction....
Broncos 2,456, Vikings -8 (-28 with wind chill)
(NOTE: The Original Lyrics are by the Happy Schnapps Combo. Hell, I can't write lyrics this brilliant, so I can't claim this as my own. You should find an audio copy of this too...sheer genius, unless you're a Bears fan)
("On Wisconsin" fanfare)
How many times must we take this disgrace
Another Bears fan throwing insults in our face
The Packers are the greatest team to ever play the game
Even if from time to time they've been a little lame
How could you ever love a team with Jim McMahon?
Not even Porky Pig was as big a ham
They've got a reputation that's mostly based on luck
Da Bears! Still! Suck!
Da Bears Still Suck!
Da Bears Still Suck!
Da Bears Still Suck!
Da Bears Still Suck!
They really really really really really really suck
Yes, Da Bears! Still! Suck!
("On Wisconsin" instrumental)
If you drive to Soldier Field they make you pay a toll
For Cripes' Sake, they only won one lousy Super Bowl
They make fun of Wisconsin, but we don't get upset
Where do you think that they're all headed every chance they get?
We don't really hold a grudge 'cause this is all in fun
As far as football rivalries, we're both Number One
Still we wouldn't mind seein' Ditka run over by a bus
'Cause Da Bears! Still! Suck!
Da Bears Still Suck!
Da Bears Still Suck!
Da Bears Still Suck!
Da Bears Still Suck!
They really really really really really really suck
Yes, Da Bears! Still! Suck!
All the ladies now!
(Women singing)
Da Bears Still Suck!
Da Bears Still Suck!
Da Bears Still Suck!
Da Bears Still Suck!
They really really really really really really suck
Yes, Da Bears! Still! Suck!
Everybody Now!
Da Bears Still Suck!
Da Bears Still Suck!
Da Bears Still Suck!
Da Bears Still Suck!
They really really really really really really suck
Yes, Da Bears! Stilllll! Suuuuuck!!
Hey!
YAAAAAY COLTS!!!
(And this is coming from a Broncos fan. Peyton, Tony...You freakin' deserved the Lombardi trophy!)
My Early Super Bowl XLII Prediction....
Broncos 2,456, Vikings -8 (-28 with wind chill)
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