BlanketyBlog Toilet Bowl Week Four

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And then there were three....yep, two teams got Plunged:

• The Bills got Plunged via their win over the Jets.
• The Falcons also got Plunged with a win over the Texans.

Our Three Turds?

• The Saints had a bye.
• The Dolphins lost to Oakland.
• The Rams were shellacked by the Cowboys.

Prediction wise, I sucked. How does 5-6-3 sound? Perhaps I will fare better this go-round.

Bye Byes: Bengals, Raiders, Vikings, Eagles

• Dolphins vs. Texans. If Miami loses, they really do suck. Houston by nine.
• Jaguars vs. Chiefs: Great Googly Moogly, the AFC West has three teams tied for first! Jaguars win, pick yer points.
• Browns vs. Patriots. Booooo! Pats by a dozen.
• Panthers vs. Saints. Two heavily favored teams at the beginning of the year have done jack squat. I'll give the edge to the Panthers by six.
• Jets vs. Giants. The Battle of New York. Eli's Comin'!!! Giants by a touchdown.
• Seahawks vs. Steelers, the heavily (sic) anticipated Super Bowl XL rematch! And once again, the Steelers will come out on top by four.
• Cardinals vs. Rams. Let's just say there'll still be three Turds after Sunday. Cards by 10.
• Lions vs. Redskins. The Lions may very well be the surprise team of the NFL. I'll go with them by five.
• Buccaneers vs. Colts. The Peyton Express keeps on rolling. Colts by 17.
• Chargers vs. Broncos. Last year this would have been the Chargers by a landslide. Considering the slide San Diego is in, this is a perfect game for My Orange Crush to break their slide. Yes, I'll pick the Broncos, pick yer points.
• Ravens vs. 49ers. Meh. Take yer pick.
• SOMEWHERE, FRANK CALIENDO IS GETTING NEW MATERIAL: Bears vs. Packers. The Bears are showing the signs of the Curse of the Super Bowl Loser. However, Brett Favre can't carry the whole team on his back. Take yer pick.
• MONDAY NIGHTER: Cowboys vs. Bills. If this was 1993, this would have been one of the biggest games of the year. Another Monday Night Shitter. Cowboys by 20.