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Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Dear God, NOOOO!!

Just when I thought Hollywood couldn't get more fucked up....


Yes. Paris "Stupid Spoiled Whore" Hilton.

If that's not enough to make you shit in fear, there's more.

By FilmStew Staff Report,

This is just taking the idea of stunt-casting to a whole new level. British web site Life Style Extra is reporting that Indian director T. Rajeevnath will be taking a trip across the world to try to convince socialite-turned-actress Paris Hilton to star in his feature biopic of the late humanitarian Mother Theresa.

Rajeevnath's people have reportedly been in contact with Hilton's camp to set up a meeting when Rajeevnath arrives in the States. According to Life Style Extra, Rajeevnath will be bringing along various photos of Hilton that have been altered to make her appear more like Mother Theresa, who died back in 1997.

"The pictures will be my strength when I speak to Paris," Rajeevnath told the web site. "She has expressed delight that I have short-listed her to play the role. This will make our meeting easier."

WHERE THE HELL'S MY ROSARY???? Gotta start praying that this shit never happens. A stupid spoiled whore playing one of the most famous humanitarians? What the fuck's next, Tom Cruise as the Pope?

Why I haven't started drinking massive amounts of alcohol yet is beyond me.


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