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Friday, March 24, 2006

Proof That God Does Indeed Exist

This warmed my cold little cheesehead heart. The article's too short to excerpt.

From's no way I could make this shit up.

Man Jumps in Harbor With 8-Month-Old Baby After Stabbing Girlfriend

Friday, March 24, 2006

NEW YORK — A man stabbed his ex-girlfriend, then jumped off a dock into the waters off Staten Island with their 8-month-old son, police said.

A police officer responding to the incident Thursday morning jumped into the water and was able to rescue the infant, who was floating on his back about 20 feet from shore.

"It was crying. It was in distress," said Officer Brian Sheehy.

The father, 32-year-old Charles Walker, was submerged for at least 10 minutes before he was pulled out of the water. He was pronounced dead at St. Vincent's Hospital.

The infant was listed in stable condition at the hospital, police said.

Police spokesman Sgt. Michael Wysokowski said the man had stabbed his ex-girlfriend before police found him at the dock.

What's the moral? Be an asshole and try to kill your girlfriend and infant child, and God will strike you down.

It does leave unknown the fate of the child's mother, though.

The baby, for surviving a dangerous situation when his homicidal old man doesn't, receives THE GOLDEN DEW AWARD.

Yeah, I just made that award up, but now this blog has some sort of honor to present for certain stories. This story just happened to have the first recipient.


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