The Lenten Cuss Box....Week One

It's that time again! OK, actually the first time. As you may or may not remember (probably the latter), I announced the creation (or Simpsons ripoff) of the Lenten Cuss Box. I'd tally up the cusses made in my posts per week, with a nickel for each word going into the Cuss Box. The final tally will be announced April 15 (tax day, ironically), when the amount will go into the Easter collection.

Here we go....with the assistance of The Official Calculator of The Olson Files. That's right, kiddies, good ol' fuzzy math.

TOTAL CUSS COUNT, WEEK ONE: 51, including variations, excluding intentional asterisks or blanks.

So, let's see.....using Good Ol' Fuzzy Math again...

TOTAL AMOUNT GOING INTO LENTEN CUSS BOX: $2.55

Yipes.

MOST FREQUENTLY USED CUSS: Shit. This automatically counts towards next week's tally.

LEAST USED WORD: Pussy. Yipes.

WORD I THOUGHT I'D HAVE USED A BIT MORE: Hell, used five times.

Yeah. So that's $2.55 in the box already, and we still have about a month left. We'll have to see how much more irate I get when it comes to certain things.