BlanketyBlog Toilet Bowl Week Five

Yeah, it's early and two games have yet to go final, but I thought I'd get a jump on next week.

Anyhoo, we don't Plunge anyone this week:

• Amusingly, the Dolphins, Saints and Rams all lost by a field goal. To Houston, Carolina and Arizona respectively.

So far this weekend, I've fared quite better, posting an 8-2-2 mark. The Cowboys and Bills play Monday, but I can't see the Cowboys losing to the Bills (famous last words).

WEEK SIX:

Bye-Byes: Bills, Broncos, Lions, Colts, Steelers and 49ers.

• Rams vs Ravens. Heh heh, it doesn't get any better for St. Louis, does it? Ravens by 23.
• Vikings vs. Bears. Meh. For shits and giggles, Vikings by a field goal.
• Dolphins vs. Browns. Is this where Miami's futility ends? Computer says "No!" Browns by 10.
• Redskins vs. Packers. Hmm. Green Bay needs to step up the running. However, I don't know how the game right now will end, so another take yer pick situation.
• Texans vs. Jaguars. Both have decent records. I'll go with the Jags by six.
• Bengals vs. Chiefs. Great Googly Moogly!! Bengals by 12.
• Eagles vs. Jets. Yawn. Eagles by a point.
• Titans vs. Buccaneers. Is this where Vince Young falls victim to the Madden Curse? Tampa in an upset, pick yer points.
• Panthers vs. Cardinals. The Kurt Warner era begins, again! Cards by a touchdown.
• Patriots vs. Cowboys. Ooooh, this could be a battle of unbeatens! Who wants to stay undefeated longer? Take yer pick. PS: Tom Brady, you're undefeated. Stop whining, you little bitch.
• THE NBC SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL THEME MAKES HANK WILLIAMS JR'S OVERBLOWN MONDAY NIGHT THEME SOUND LIKE A WORK OF ART: Saints vs. Seahawks. One that looked good on paper in July, not so good in October. Seahawks by 15.
• MONDAY NIGHT SHITE: Giants vs. Falcons. Meh. Giants, pick yer points.