BlanketyBlog Toilet Bowl, Week Seven

Blah blah blah. Yeah, not much happened. The Turds remain the same:

• Miami got obliterated by the Cheatriots.
• The Rams lost to, uh, let me see...the Seahawks. Yeah.

Prediction wise, I sucked horribly. 4-7-2. Bleh.

WEEK EIGHT:

Bye Byes: Falcons, Cowboys, Chiefs (but here's the obligatory Great Googly Moogly!), Cardinals, Seahawks, Ravens

• Colts vs. Panthers. Possible trap game? Computer says "No!" Colts by a dozen.
• Lions vs. Bears. Normally, the Lions would be the shitty team getting wasted by Da Bears. Not this time. Lions by ten.
• Steelers vs. Bengals. What happened to Cincy? At least we've been spared Chad Johnson acting like a moron. Steelers by two touchdowns.
• Giants vs. Dolphins. In London!! That just means Miami will suck on both sides on the Atlantic. Giants, by whatever measurement the British use.
• Eagles vs. Vikings. Meh. Eagles in an upset, by a touchdown.
• Browns vs. Rams. Heh. Browns by five.
• Raiders vs. Titans. Will Vince play? Take yer pick.
• Bills vs. Jets. At least both these teams can take solace in the fact that they're not the suckiest team in the AFC East. Bills by nine.
• Texans vs. Chargers. Surefire Prediction: this game won't be played in San Diego. Chargers win anyways, by 20.
• Jaguars vs. Buccaneers. Both teams can take pride that they're not the suckiest team in Florida. Tampa by eight.
• Redskins vs. Patriots. Snore. NOTE TO MADDEN: Please put Tom Brady on the cover of Madden '09. Take yer pick.
• Saints vs. 49ers. Well, uh....49ers by six.
• WHAT? NO SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL??? NO HAVING TO SIT THROUGH THAT INSIDIOUS OPENING THEME SONG? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!
• GUESS THAT MEANS I HAVE TO BITCH ABOUT HANK WILLIAMS JR. AND HIS INCREASINGLY SAD PERFORMANCE OF "ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?" DO WE REALLY NEED A BUNCH OF YUTZ MUSICIANS IN THE BACKGROUND? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME THIS SONG ACTUALLY WAS DONE RIGHT FOR MNF?: Packers vs. Broncos. My head hurts after posting all that. Hey, I picked against my Orange Crush and they ended up with the win! Hell, I feel lucky!! Packers, pick yer points.