BlanketyBlog Toilet Bowl, Week Nine

You didn't miss anything. The Dolphins and Rams both had byes, and nobody cared.

Prediction wise: Yikes. A horrid 4-8-2. Hopefully one will rebound...

WEEK TEN....ALREADY??

Byes: Cocky Cheating Assholes (formerly known as Patriots), Jets, Buccaneers, Texans

• Falcons vs. Panthers. Who leads this division anyway? Take yer pick.
• Vikings vs. Packers. Oooh. This game'll depend on how Adrian Peterson does. The Packers have been the surprise team in the NFL, and I think they'll whip out the broom at Lambeau.
• Broncos vs. Chiefs. GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!!! Normally, if this was December, I'd pick the Chefs. Take yer pick.
• Bills vs. Dolphins. Ha. Ha. Ha. Bills.
• Rams vs. Saints. Saints, easily.
• Browns vs. Steelers. You know, the Browns have pulled off some surprising wins. I bet they score the upset over Pittsburgh.
• Jaguars vs. Titans. What, Vince Young is back! Time to invoke Madden Curse again!! Titans still win.
• Eagles vs. Redskins. These two teams are practically ignored now. Eagles win a pointless game.
• Bengals vs. Ravens. Apparently, the ground can cover #85. Ravens win.
• Lions vs. Cardinals. Holy shit, Jon Kitna's prediction of a ten win season is still alive. The Lions should win.
• Cowboys vs. Giants. Oooh, another massively-hyped game that nobody outside of Texas or New York will care about. Eli and the Giants in an upset.
• Bears vs. Raiders. Shits and Giggles Pick: the Raiders.
• WELL, THAT KIND OF TAKES THE SHINE OUT OF SUNDAY NIGHT'S MATCHUP: Colts vs. Chargers. The Chargers were made bitches of Adrian Peterson. Peyton will make sure that continues. The Colts, big.
• MONDAY NIGHT SHITE: 49ers vs. Seahawks. Yawn. Take yer pick.