Updates and Crap

Yeah, I did a little sprucing up on the thing....mainly, new links, including our very own Tom3 and his new South Park blog. Do be kind and check it out!

GSWF Retro: Smackdown Plus is being readied as I type; Installment One is tonight!

Also, look for my Drawn Together recaps here. The recap of Season Two, Episode One will be posted this weekend.

A quickie "Reality Byte"; the dumbfu---em, geniuses at VH1 have done it again. You thought Surreal Life and Celebrity Fit Club didn't feature enough celebrity humiliation? Nope, now they bring you Really Shitty Celebrity Idol....but they refer to it as But Can They Sing? (I think everybody knows the answer to that.....)

The Singing Celebrity Whores, you may ask? Well, howzabout Morgan Fairchild, Joe Pantoliano, Kim Alexis, and Antonio Sabato Jr.? Not to mention a bunch of no-namers including a former Power Ranger, one of those dumfu---em, Gotti goombas, and some other people nobody gives two shits about? Ah, VH1 must smell ratings.

Meanwhile, here's the new cast of dumbfu---umm, celebs for Surreal Life's new season:

• Sherman Freaking Hemsley. Boy, talk about moving on down. Somewhere Isabel Sanford is shaking her head.
• Steve Harwell, the guy responsible for that damned "All-Star" song by Smash Mouth.
• CC Deville, one of the three lesser known members of Poison
• Tawny Kitaen, the broad from the Whitesnake video
• Some Playboy model...do they even have names?
• Alexis Arquette, the least known of the Arquette family, also the cross-dresser. Somewhere, Charley Weaver is shaking his head.
• A seventh member, slated to be a "reality show hunk" voted in by the cast.
• And if that wasn't enough, Florence Henderson's career has also reached a new low. No, she's not in the cast but she serves as a "Special Guest Star" (also known in viewing circles as "jump the shark"), the cast's full-time, on-call therapist (the dirty old woman on Oxygen was busy)

Make plans to watch other stuff, starting in January (rim shot).