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Yeah, it's been awhile since I last posted something. Considering that it's late, I'm tired and the Dew fumes are running low, it's a perfect time to prattle on about something.

Tomorrow probably won't be such a good a chance to rant, it being Ash Wednesday and all. Won't be able to eat as much, and too much Dew can result in an insane person. On the other hand, that could be a good thing.

If I planned on giving up something for Lent, it'd be VH1. That show "Web Junk" has some insane shit on there. Last Saturday's episode featured a clip of a guy swearing at cats. Thank God I went to the bathroom during the commercial breaks, or that would'be been a problem. That means I now have a new favorite viral clip, supplanting the guy butchering "Jesus Christ is Risen Today" (which won't be sung until April, fancy damn that) and the Flintstones Winston advertisement (nothing beats watching classic cartoon characters light up).

The Olympics had its bright spots, but lacked the big-time excitement of the Salt Lake Games. I bet Vancouver will be a big hit. After all, how can you eff up the Olympics in Canada? Now I'm going to have to watch Strange Brew. I could post a whole damn page on how cool Canada is (must be the location, eh?), but it's late.

Speaking of sports, I'm glad NASCAR's back. Now with football done and baseball on its way, I need some sporting satisfaction. Of course, that's a topic for the Sports Desk.

Watch South Park tonight; it's "Trapped in the Closet." Go piss off Tom Cruise. Come out of the closet, you gay douchebag.

Yeah...I think I better wrap this up before I get sued.