Drawn Together Recap: Season Two, Episode One!!

Yep, it's autumn all right. New South Park, and a new season of Drawn Together. Where to start?

• We're treated to the trademark "Previously on..." clip reel of the gang revolting and blowing up the house
• After the opening credit, we see the gang in a tailspin
• Toot sees peanuts...farewell, Toot.
• The gang crash lands....everybody's safe.
• Ling Ling like black box. heh
• There's Toot! Can you say "shark bait?"
• Whoops....the shark was bait.
• "Hey, there's that asshole Jeff Probst!" First Mountain Dew spray of the season.
• The gang learns that work for reality stars is difficult to come by.
• And the casualty? Wooldoor Sockbat, who offs himself Shawshank style. Hell, if I had that annoying Clippy by me, I'd do the same. But then, suicide's a sin....but offing that damned Clippy is too. Dammit!!
• Meanwhile, the poor island tribe is forced to feed Toot. Bring her virgins!!
• The gang decides to return to the house, with the sole proviso being they have to get a new castmate.
• Hopped up Speedy Gonzalez? They're going to get letters.
• WILLLLLMAAAAAA! Oops, the hurricane may be forcing this one to go on the shelf
• Strawberry Shortcake? AGGGGHHH!
• I'm 18, but I'm like 8!!
• What the hell was that giraffe doing?
• AGGGGHHH! Wooldoor ain't dead! Yaaay!
• DAMMIT! I NEED MORE SPANKY!!!
• Strawberry Shortcake: Genocidal Maniac. God, I love this show
• And Toot saves Wooldoor, and the day!!

Overall, a good start to the season. It's a Four Dew effort, and hopefully the rest of the eps are just as great.

This week: SPANKY! and Xandir get hitched. Ah, I bet chaos ensues!!