An Ode to the NFC North

Heh, heh. I live in Wisconsin, so I'll spare the Packers. Here's some YouTubey salutes to the Packers' divisional rivals.

First off, those Purple People Pussies, the Minnesota Vikings:




And of course, those assholes from Illinois!




And then, there's that sad excuse for a team called the Lions. They make Hitler cry...

Some Humor in these Dark Times

The country's voted itself into Hell....you can kind of guess by that descripive blurb by that picture that I wasn't one of them.


So before my fat ass gets shipped off to a re-education camp, here's some funny book covers...

Toilet Bowl 2008...No Projections Here!!!

BlanketyBlog has called the 2008 Toilet Bowl.

Based on the results of last Sunday's games, we can officially declare a loser...

THE DETROIT LIONS!!

The Bengals were fortunate to be Plunged with a win over the Jags. The Lions remain winless...heh, heh, heh.


So let's see if those deplorable Lions can stay in the Toilet for the rest of the year...on to the picks!

BYES: Bengals, Buccaneers, Cowboys, Redskins

• OH FRIGGIN' BOY, NOW WE GET THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL TOO! Broncos vs. Browns. Brady Quinn's finally starting...oh, shit. Browns.
• Saints vs. Falcons. Falcons.
• Titans vs. Bears. UPSET PICK: Da fuckin' Bears.
• Jaguars vs. Lions. Jags. NEXT!
• Ravens vs. Texans. Ravens.
• Seahawks vs. Dolphins. SHITZ-N-GIGGELZ PICK: Seahawks.
• Packers vs. Vikings. Live from the Humpty-Dump! Take yer pick.
• Bills vs. Patriots. UPSET PICK: Bills.
• Rams vs. Jets. SHITZ-N-GIGGELZ PICK: Rams.
• Panthers vs. Raiders. Panthers.
• Colts vs. Steelers. Steelers.
• Chiefs vs. Chargers. Booooring! Chargers.
• SUNDAY NIGHT: Giants vs. Eagles. UPSET PICK: Eagles.
• MONDAY NIGHT: 49ers vs. Cardinals. Seriously, who came up with this match-up? No pick.