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Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Blah, Blah, Blah....

Yeah, it's been awhile since I last posted something. Considering that it's late, I'm tired and the Dew fumes are running low, it's a perfect time to prattle on about something.

Tomorrow probably won't be such a good a chance to rant, it being Ash Wednesday and all. Won't be able to eat as much, and too much Dew can result in an insane person. On the other hand, that could be a good thing.

If I planned on giving up something for Lent, it'd be VH1. That show "Web Junk" has some insane shit on there. Last Saturday's episode featured a clip of a guy swearing at cats. Thank God I went to the bathroom during the commercial breaks, or that would'be been a problem. That means I now have a new favorite viral clip, supplanting the guy butchering "Jesus Christ is Risen Today" (which won't be sung until April, fancy damn that) and the Flintstones Winston advertisement (nothing beats watching classic cartoon characters light up).

The Olympics had its bright spots, but lacked the big-time excitement of the Salt Lake Games. I bet Vancouver will be a big hit. After all, how can you eff up the Olympics in Canada? Now I'm going to have to watch Strange Brew. I could post a whole damn page on how cool Canada is (must be the location, eh?), but it's late.

Speaking of sports, I'm glad NASCAR's back. Now with football done and baseball on its way, I need some sporting satisfaction. Of course, that's a topic for the Sports Desk.

Watch South Park tonight; it's "Trapped in the Closet." Go piss off Tom Cruise. Come out of the closet, you gay douchebag.

Yeah...I think I better wrap this up before I get sued.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Out of Hibernation!!!

Yeah, it's been awhile, but I guess I should post an update as to what the hell I've been up to. Work, work, Mass, CCD, more work, and some play.

I've actually been pulling in better hours at my job, and with my semiannal raise; normally I get a significant cutback in late January to the middle of March. I guess moving up the dayside ladder has an advantage. One drawback is I'm somewhat behind on sleep. One of my current goals is to alter my nighttime activities.

Meanwhile, I'm back to teaching the lil' ones. A few weeks ago I damned near had "The Arnold Schwarzenegger in Kindergarten Cop Meltdown" when some kids felt fart noises and turning their booklets into projectiles were more worthwhile. I probably would have felt better if I had bellowed for them to shut up, but I think that would have been inappropriate and possibly a sin. There's my early Lenten goal: give up getting easily pissed. That may involve getting more shuteye and possibly cutting down Dew consumption by a few, wait. More shuteye, keep Dew drinking at its current level.

I did take a three-day weekend last week. It helped. I went down to Waukesha again, to party and watch the Super Bowl. Yeah, I rooted for the Steelers. After that, my streak of Years Where the Team I Wanted to Win Lost ended. Yaaay!

Hopefully this blog will get rolling again. I plan on updating links and crap, and catch up on Drawn Together once again. The Sports Desk should be rolling too, especially with Daytona.

I'd love to bore you some more, but it's time for Whose Line. Goodnight!