Toilet Bowl Week Eight

Good Lord, I was so caught up with Blowing Shit Up Week that I fucked up on my picks! Apparently I thought the Panthers were going to win the Falcons/Eagles game...so I'll count that as a no pick. I did get the Dolphins upset, and the Browns' Shitz-N-Giggelz. I went 7-5-2.

Oh yeah, the Lions and Bengals are still winless. Losers.

On to Week the Ninth!

BYES: Saints, Chargers, 49ers, Panthers

• Jets vs. Bills. Bills.
• Lions vs. Bears. Oh, that's rich. Bears keep the Lions in the Bowl.
• Jaguars vs. Bengals. Ditto. Jags.
• Ravens vs. Browns. SHITZ-N-GIGGELZ PICK: Browns.
• Buccaneers vs. Chiefs. GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY! Bucs.
• Texans vs. Vikings. UPSET PICK: Texans.
• Cardinals vs. Rams. Cardinals.
• Packers vs. Titans. Titans, but not by much.
• Dolphins vs. Broncos. Um, duhhh....BRONCOS! (at which point I've virtually guaranteed this to be a loss now)
• Cowboys vs. Giants. Giants.
• Falcons vs. Raiders. Falcons.
• Eagles vs. Seahawks. Eagles.
• SUNDAY NIGHT: Patriots vs. Colts. Last year, this game would have sounded good. Take yer pick.
• MONDAY NIGHT: Steelers vs. Redskins. UPSET PICK: Redskins.

Blowing Shit Up Week: The Explosive Conclusion!!

And now, the final installment of the first, and hopefully not final, edition of Blowing Shit Up Week. We've seen lots of shit blow up over the week, including Elmo dolls, pumpkins, and loads of plastic bottles.

And an orchestra.

And some people hiding behind bushes.

And some more shit.

And John Cleese. Well, not really John Cleese, since that was a film clip, and he's in a sketch after the guy that plays a tape recorder up his nose.

And a bus...although that's not really out on DVD yet, just a trailer.

So to go full circlish, here's ten minutes of Jezza blowing up cars and murdering cars in other amusing fashions. If anything, it'll make the wait for new Top Gear go by a lot better...





Yeah, that makes me feel better. Still ain't November 2, but I watch that a few more times...yeah...

Anyways, so ends Blowing Shit Up Week. Normal non-explodery blog service resumes next week.

Blowing Shit Up Week: Friday Edition

God bless David Letterman...he loves a good exploderation every now and then. Like in this Late Show clip where a pumpkin gets blowed up.



Saturday...we end where we started....that's right, cars go BOOM!

Blowing Shit Up Week: Thursday Edition

Today, I bring you what happens when you mix Drano and/or The Works cleaning fluids with some innocent looking tinfoil.

First off, some dudes decide to remodel a car using the popular Drano bomb.(WARNING: Yeah, watching explosions are awesome, but for God's sake don't try this at home)




Next up, a Drano bomb in a toilet...gives new meaning to "Blowing Shit Up..."




Next...a huge-ass Drano bomb...




And now...a Works bomb!




And a Works bomb underwater...




And just in time for Halloween...a Works bomb inside a pumpkin!





Yeah, that was a bit lengthy.
TOMORROW...Letterman and a Pumpkin!

Blowing Shit Up Week: Wednesday Edition

And now for something competely different....SHIT BLOWING UP!!

First off...the "Exploding Blue Danube..."







And the classic "How Not to Be Seen."





Tomorrow...fun with household cleaning materials!

Blowing Shit Up: Tuesday Edition

More Elmo explosions! Now with added Cookie Monster exploderation!




Tomorrow...Blowing Shit Up, Python Style!

Toilet Bowl, Week...Um, Seven!

We interrupt "Blowing Shit Up Week" to bring you this week's Toilet Bowl update.

The Lions and Bengals are still winless....the way they're playing maybe the Toilet can go boom to. That'd give new meaning to "blowing shit up."

Picks were an abysmal 6-7-1. Totals for this season are 45-32-9.

WEEK THE EIGHTH

Byes: Bears, Broncos, Packers, Vikings. This means I won't be watching much football this week. Not that that aberration of a Monday Night game didn't play some part. It'll be DVD time!!

• Raiders vs. Ravens. Ravens.
• Cardinals vs. Panthers. Panthers.
• Buccaneers vs. Cowboys. Bucs.
• Redskins vs. Lions. Hah. Redskins.
• Bills vs. Dolphins. UPSET PICK: Dolphins.
• Rams vs. Patriots. SHITZ-N-GIGGELZ PICK: Rams.
• Chargers vs. Saints. This game's being played in London, apparently airing on BBC 2. That's why you have to wait a whole fucking week till new Top Gear episodes air...and then get torrented on the Internets. I joined the Final Gear forums a few months back, and some of stuff they've taped will be made of so much win and shit that I'm actually going to learn to torrent. Umm, back to football...No pick. You bastards.
• Chiefs vs. Jets. Brett Favre's a bastard who backstabbed his old team out of spite. Not like it's helped the Lions anyway, you dumbfuck. Chefs.
• Falcons vs. Eagles. UPSET PICK: Panthers.
• Bengals vs. Texans. Texans.
• Browns vs. Jaguars. SHITZ-N-GIGGELZ PICK: Browns.
• Giants vs. Steelers. Ooooh...Giants.
• Seahawks vs. 49ers. Bleh....49ers.
• NO SUNDAY NIGHT GAME! WOOT!!
• MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL: Colts vs. Titans. Peyton got his ass kicked by the Packers...and I picked the Colts! Methinks that the '72 Dolphins will be popping some corks after this game.

Blowing Shit Up Week: Monday Edition

And heeeere it is!! No, don't show this to your kids, unless they hate Elmo too.





Tomorrow...more Elmo getting blowed up!!

Welcome to BlanketyBlog's First Ever "Blowing Up Shit" Week!!

Inspired by my previous post, for the entertainment of the one person who actually looks at this, a whole week of shit getting blown up.

I guess the "Thriller" piece constitutes Sunday's work (lots of shit getting blown up, although you're going to have to watch to the end for my favorite).

Tomorrow...everybody's least favorite Muppet gets his ass blown to kingdom come!!

A Public Service Announcement from BlanketyBlog

Boys and girls: blowing shit up is awesome and entertaining, but remember, leave the blowing up of shit to the professionals....and not this bloke.






Erm, on second thoughts....(runs off to see if her Saturn can be equipped to look like that)


This has been a Public Service Announcement to serve the better depravity of the online community.

Toilet Bowl, Week Six

And we're down to the Final Two!!

Plungers went to the Rams(!!!) and Texans. Our final two Turds in the Bowl are the Bengals and those lovably epic fail Lions.

Pick wise...a rebound!!! 9-4-1, and I got both my upset picks and both my Shitz-n-Giggelz picks correct! Overall, I'm 39-25-8.

WEEK THE SEVENTH, QUICKIE PICKS EDITION

Byes: Falcons, Eagles, Cardinals, Jaguars

• Chargers vs. Bills. Chargers.
• Saints vs. Panthers. Panthers.
• Vikings vs. Bears. UPSET PICK: Vikings.
• Steelers vs. Bengals. Steelers.
• Titans vs. Chiefs. Titans.
• Ravens vs. Dolphins. SHITZ-N-GIGGELZ: Dolphins.
• 49ers vs. Giants. Giants.
• Cowboys vs. Rams. Cowboys.
• Lions vs. Texans. Texans.
• Colts vs. Packers. Colts.
• Jets vs. Raiders. Jets.
• Browns vs. Redskins. UPSET PICK: Browns.
• SUNDAY NIGHT: Seahawks vs. Buccaneers. Bucs.
• MONDAY NIGHT: Broncos vs. Patriots. Take yer pick.

Toilet Bowl, Week Five

Another slightly truncated edition. Any Plungers this week? Hellz no!

• The Rams had a bye.
• The Texans almost knocked off the Colts, but sadly it was not to be.
• The Bengals had a shot...for a little while.
• The less said about the Lions, the better.

Pick wise...holy shit. Only five of my picks were right, not counting the "take yer pick." That brings me to 30-21-7.

On to WEEK SIX!

Byes: Bills, Titans, Chiefs, Steelers. The Turds are all in play!!

• Bears vs. Falcons. Ehhhh....I'll do a Two-Face coin flip. Results: Falcons.
• Dolphins vs. Texans. You wanna upset pick? Once again, I'll pick the Texans.
• Ravens vs. Colts. Peyton was lucky. Ravens.
• Lions vs. Vikings. Oh, I so want to do a Shitz-n-Giggelz pick here, but it's the fucking Lions. Vikings in a landslide.
• Raiders vs. Saints. You know how much fun I could have had had the Raiders still remained in the bowl? Saints.
• Bengals vs. Jets. Hah hah hah! Favre goes wild again for the Jets.
• Panthers vs. Buccaneers. Carolina seems to be back in stride. Panthers.
• Rams vs. Redskins. Redskins. NEXT!
• Jaguars vs. Broncos. Oh, shit...this is where it all went wrong for Denver last year. I don't want to do this, but here it is.....take yer pick.
• Cowboys vs. Cardinals. OK, here's your Shitz-n-Giggelz pick. The Cardinals!
• Eagles vs. 49ers. Coin flip again...comes up Eagles.
• Packers vs. Seahawks. Last year, this would have sounded good. Seahawks win big.
• SUNDAY NIGHT FOOSBALL...Patriots vs. Chargers. Last month when Tom Brady was healthy, this would have sounded good. Upset pick: Chargers.
• MONDAY NIGHT FOOSBALL...Giants vs. Browns. Oooh...you know what, help yourself to another Shitz-n-Giggelz pick with the Browns. Somewhere, that didn't sound right.